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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:25
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
—
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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